i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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