Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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