need another drink. this is the easiest way
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
