yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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