It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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