didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Randomize
