question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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