No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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