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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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