Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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