my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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