im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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