Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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