i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
