the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just gift wrapped bread.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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