YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
then he tried to convert me to islam
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
