Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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