dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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