Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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