talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize