im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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