i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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