I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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