stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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