That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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