I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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