It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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