Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I've blown a few things in my day
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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