their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
there was a trapeze. enough said
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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