That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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