he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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