I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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