What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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