Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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