2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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