We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just high enough for therapy.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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