Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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