Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
