I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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