Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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