Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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