Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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