Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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