after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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