So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Can I color on your dick again?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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