this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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