So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You're earring is so big in my mouth
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
ok first of all what the fuck
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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