So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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