Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You dont lie about slip and slides
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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