I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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