he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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