And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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