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(314): View more from Missouri

Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed

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(347): View more from New York

the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant

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(225): View more from Louisiana

He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates

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(707): View more from California

Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am

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(314): View more from Missouri

Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.

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(703): View more from Virginia

What does "mood AF" mean?

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Mood as fuck.

(703): View more from Virginia

Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?

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