You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
