You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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