How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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